Saturday, September 16, 2006

Jihadi monster Guiron defeated by Gamera

Unfortunately I can't recommend buying this fine documentary film from Amazon, I picked up my copy at the dollar store for a buck (and it included Monsters from a prehistoric planet as well).

The parallels with our current struggle against Islam are striking though. A populace largely in denial. A crazed crew bent on world domination. A large symbolic monster cast as a living knife. And ultimate redemption delivered to the oblivious populace by the flying jet propelled turtle.

Well, OK, you caught me. I'm not sure how the jet propelled flying turtle fits in as a parallel...
# Plot Outline: Aliens kidnap two children and take them to another planet in an attempt to lure Gamera into fighting the fierce monster, Guiron.

# Plot Synopsis: Three children, two boys and a girl, stumble upon a flying saucer. The boys both step in without hesitating, and are whisked away to a planet in Earth's orbit but on the exact opposite side of the Sun. Inhabiting this planet are two women with Midwestern accents, who hypnotize the children to find they fantasize about milk, donuts, and Gamera, our favorite hero turtle. The women simply want to eat their brains. Back home, no one will believe the little girl's story of alien abduction, not even Officer Concha (pronounced "Cornjob"). Finally, Gamera rescues the children while fighting Guiron, a monster with a giant knife for a nose. Gamera kills Guiron while doing gymnastics on a parallel bar and takes the kids home, where the kids hope for peace, understanding, and the end of traffic accidents.

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