Friday, August 11, 2006

The long feared animal uprising has indeed begun

They're out there, they're pissed off, and they're going jihad on the human population. Screw PETA -- its time to fight back.

Enraged squirrel attacks residents in Winter Park FL
Residents in Winter Park, Fla., are angered over the city's response to a squirrel that attacked at least seven people this month, according to a report...
UCF student attacked and pulled under by sea turtle
A graduate student from the University of Central Florida is missing after he was pulled underwater by a large sea turtle, according to Local 6 News...
Racoon bites woman 20 times
A Lynn Haven woman is waiting for the results of rabies tests after a raccoon bit her at least 20 times, sending her to the hospital.
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MA cop attacked by vicious squirrel
A police officer in Massachusetts was treated at a hospital after a drug suspect's squirrel attacked him during an attempted arrest, according to a Local 6 News report...
UPDATE: Bear Attacks NJ golfer
Several days after a bear clawed at his face on the grounds of Crystal Springs Golf Resort in Hardyston, George Petta remains unable to eat and shaken up over how an ordinary day at work led to a fearful attack.

"I (still) have a knot in my stomach," said Petta, a resident of Basswood Drive in Vernon, by phone on Monday. "I'm still shaking, thinking about it."...
UPDATE: Paris Hilton bitten by pet
Paris Hilton got no love this week from her pet kinkajou Baby Luv _ in fact, the racoon-like animal bit her...
Dophin attacks French coast (H/T Ace)

3 comments:

beakerkin said...

Ignore the video of the NYer chasing the Moose with Barbeque sauce and a set of Ginsu knives. The resemblence to anyone we know was a coincedence.

The Merry Widow said...

Beaker- Put down the knives, that thing is to big to cut up and freeze! Beakeeeeeerrrrrrrr! Dang, nearly bit his head off! Beamish, Beaker kill instead of roadkill, what can we do with the darn thing? Warren, what wine goes with REALLY BIG DEER? Nanc, mandrake salad alert! I'll bring the dessert.
Good evening and G*D bless!

tmw

Nice Deb said...

Damn, your're right, Purple. And don't forget that mutant dog/bear that was terrorizing residents in Maine.