Gitmo guard beaten with bloody iguana tail...

...and others assaulted with much less amusing stuff. Curiously, I bet we won't see hundreds of stories in the NYT about the abuse the guards are getting from these practitioners of the "religion of peace".

It would seem to me that these characters haven't all been beaten into comas is evidence our Gitmo guards have the patience of Job.

Breitbart

The prisoners held at Guantanamo Bay during the war on terror have attacked their military guards hundreds of times, turning broken toilet parts, utensils, radios and even a bloody lizard tail into makeshift weapons, Pentagon reports say.

Incident reports reviewed by The Associated Press indicate Military Police guards are routinely head-butted, spat upon and doused by "cocktails" of feces, urine, vomit and sperm collected in meal cups by the prisoners...