Thursday, November 23, 2006

"Happy penis" program a success in Brazil

They're probably happy because they can bootleg the goods on the net for $10 a throw ;->

The mayor of a small town in Brazil says his elderly constituents are much happier ever since he started handing out free Viagra through a program titled "Pinto Alegre" in Portuguese, or "Happy Penis" in English.

Joao de Souza Luz, mayor of Novo Santo Antonio, in the central state of Mato Grosso, said 68 men over the age of 60 had already signed up for the program, which was approved by the town's legislature.

"Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They're much happier," said Souza Luz[...]

1 comment:

Brooke said...

Vote for me and I'll get you the pills for free to get you laid?

*bangs head into desk*