Wednesday, December 06, 2006

NASA to announce discovery of UFO launch site on mars

I made that headline up, but it caught your eye didn't it? Hey, I could be a reporter for AP. I can make up sensational shit just as good the professionals.

Water? Major geological revelations? Confirmation of Mars global warming?

NASA
WASHINGTON - NASA hosts a news briefing at 1 p.m. EST, Wednesday, Dec. 6, to present new science results from the Mars Global Surveyor[...]

3 comments:

Purple Avenger said...

Ha, it was just a water announcement. That's nothing really earth shaking. There had to be water there somewhere.

Anonymous said...

Don't you see water on Mars means the possiblity of Martian life. Wow! You know, alien microbes - ugh! Creepy, crawly, smidgens of life ... that may inhabit our bodies, perhaps, in the future? Like we don't have enough trouble with earthly microbes already? Isn't there enough infectious diseases already?

Purple Avenger said...

I think we have to nuke mars just to be sure this menace is taken care of ;->