Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some assembly required.
I've got one living in my neighborhood, about a block away that was convicted for sexual battery, and 201 living in my zip code.I knew about the one in my 'hood, as I'm on the notification list through my sheriff's dept.Guess how fast he'll be mince meat if I EVER catch him near my kids?
I'm lucky as I only have 7 in my zip code, but then again I live out in the country and the closest one is 2.5 miles away. I am not so worried as both my boys are older than 21, know how to shoot as does the spousal unit.
Wow...I did not know I lived in pervert central. Dammit.
Three hundred fifty-eight in my ZIP code, though none in my actual neighborhood. (One, however, is very, very close.)
Anyone up for a little gene pool filtration? ;)
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