Florida Marlins pitcher Dontrelle Willis arrested on DUI

Big news all day down here on sports radio. It happened in South Beach last night. In addition to the DUI, he apparently was double parked and pissing in the street at the time too.

When you gotta go and there's no facilities in the immediate vicinity, you gotta go.

I can appreciate that. However, 30 years ago I learned the trick for doing it properly from a NYC cab driver. You don't think they drive around all day without peeing do you? Of course not. They do it in the middle of the streets in broad daylight too.

How you say? Its as easy as 1-2-3.

1. Pull the car over, tell your fare(s) that you think the motor is overheating and you want to take a look at the radiator.
2. Pop the hood, and pee on the radiator/grille while appearing to examine the motor.
3. Close the hood and go on your way.

The fares never know you took a bio-break, and the cops ain't gonna bust you because they know exactly what it means when someone is pissing on their radiator ;->