Quintessence of Dust
DEMOCRAT: You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.
REPUBLICAN: You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
SOCIALIST: You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST: You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
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1 comment:
I think this is mooore accurate -
DEMOCRAT: You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You force your other neighbor to gives one of his cows to your formerly cowless neighbor.
You feel better.
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