Monday, October 23, 2006

Cockroaches defeat woman's chemical weapon attack

Another crushing defeat for humanity as the animal rebellion continues to surge.

A huge explosion rocked the city of Lvov in the middle of the night...

...concentrated toxic fumes exceeded the reasonable norm and the poison quickly produced a reaction as soon as the woman lit a candle to reach another dark corner with the pesticide.

As a result of the explosion doors and windows were knocked out and an entire apartment wall lay collapsed...

...woman...taken to the nearby hospital...40% of her body covered with burns.

The neighbors lamented that the insects suffered no losses what so ever. Apparently the poison blew up before they had a chance to inhale it.

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