Burma paranoia approaches DPRK levels

Damn, I can't keep all the places the US is supposed to be invading straight anymore...Venezuela, DPRK, Iran, Syria, and now Burma. These nutbars are going to have to get their stories straight. Look, we can only invade and manage a couple at a time, so someone is plainly in the clear. We're not done with Afganistan and Iraq yet, so ALL of these loons are in the clear for the forseable future.

The Australian

RANGOON: Burma's reclusive military junta is moving key ministries to a secret location in the mountains and dense forest on the road to Mandalay, in what is believed to be a precaution against a US invasion....