Friday, January 19, 2007

Colorado democrat moonbat sends dog shit - gets cauught

Ace got me looking further into this story. In a nutshell, the dem moonbat sends a republican politician a package of dog shit.

The dastardly plan falls apart when said moonbat failed to realize their own return address was on the envelope. Sure, they tried to mark out the text, but apparently overlooked the ZIP+4 part. ZIP+4 isolates an address right down to a particular building in most cases.
Musgrave spokesman Shaun Kenney said someone stuffed the envelope through the mail slot in the door on May 31 and then sped away in a car. Kenney said most of the preprinted return address was blacked out, but staffers used the nine-digit ZIP code to trace it to Kathleen Ensz, a Weld County Democratic volunteer.
Now, who exactly is this Kathleen Ensz person you may ask?

Well she's a Professor of French at the University of Northern Colorado.

She's written articles in trade journals such as The Modern Language Journal, on such critical issues as: French Attitudes toward Typical Speech Errors of American Speakers of French.
[...]In particular this research project sought to determine which category of errors typically made by French-speaking Americans, errors in pronunciation, vocabulary, or grammar, is the most objectionable to the French ear[...]
I'm sure Americans simply couldn't live without the results of such ground breaking "research" like that could we? No, of course not. I'm obsessed daily with how the French perceive my admittedly inept high school French (and horror of horrors, some of that bastard hell spawn tongue Creole I've learned from my Haitian neighbors).

2 comments:

That Broad said...

How pathetic. A grown "educated" person did this? Wow.

MikeT said...

It's ok for the French to horribly mutilate basic English sounds like "th," but heaven forbid that we do the same with French! I guess unlike most peoples, they'd rather you not speak their language at all rather than speak it like a non-native speaker.