Thursday, April 19, 2007

Global warming wakes long dormant volcano

What the hell, they want to blame everything on global warming, so I've decided to start blaming volcanoes on global warming. Forget about limiting CO2, what we need to stem this plague of volcano "awakenings" menacing mankind are some virgin sacrifices.

Thousands of people were evacuated after a long-dormant volcano erupted late Tuesday and again early Wednesday, provoking avalanches and floods that swept away houses and bridges.

The Nevado del Huila volcano's eruptions were its first on record since Colombia was colonized by the Spanish 500 years ago[...]

1 comment:

Paul said...

I thought underground North Korean nukes were responsible for that?

Considering the amount of carbon emissions let loose by a volcanic eruption, we're really in for it. Volcanic snowball.