Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Amazon customer reviews -- Tuscon milk

AMAZON.COM
...This milk comes in very handy as a prop in those special "pop shots" we make in front of the video camera in our bedroom. It holds it color well under the lights and it's viscousity is marvelous. Not to mention the wife says it doesn't taste too salty...

...Being left-handed caused a problem here. I thought it was an industrial-sized bottle of 'correction fluid'. 6 weeks later I came to discover that my 'white out' has become very chunky and wasn't offering the same coverage as it did right after I bought it...

...If god spit in my mouth, I assume this is what it would taste like. It's that good...

...Aside from the ocassional loose stool, I've found this product to deliver as promised...

...Shipping was fine, and the product was not damaged in any way, but my husband and I (both of us have college degrees, mind you, his in Engineering) could not figure out how to assemble this. No instructions, no diagrams, not even a lousy cheap allen wrench. So basically, weeks after purchase, we're using it as a one gallon paper weight...


There's lots more. 700+ "comments" on this milk. I just sampled a few. Hours of hilarity here.

1 comment:

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